"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
“Megan!!” a girl yells as she runs into the room. “They’re coming for us! We need to get out of here!”
“What!? Who?? Who’s coming for us??”
“It’s… It’s the feds!”
suddenly the door bursts open. dozens of guys wearing fedoras storm in the room, complementing the girls on their hair and telling them how pretty they are. it is too late
oH MY GOD
i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most